It’s been a busy day, but the spambots are out in full force to boost my self esteem!
Effectively stated and with wonderful timing
Hey, thanks, bro!
Now that is some excellent writing.
Daw, you shouldn’t have.
One of the more impressive blogs Ive seen. Thanks so much for keeping the internet classy for a change. Youve got style, class, bravado. I mean it. Please keep it up because without the internet is definitely lacking in intelligence.
You like me! You really like me!
I haven’t felt so generically loved since the last time I went shopping for sex at Aldi. WHAT!
I must say, youve got one of the best blogs Ive seen in a long time. What I wouldnt give to be able to create a blog thats as interesting as this. I guess Ill just have to keep reading yours and hope that one day I can write on a subject with as much knowledge as youve got on this one!
Five stars for making me feel special in a really nonspecific way!
This is literally sitting in my WordPress spam folder AS WE SPEAK! It is, hands down, the best spam I have ever gotten.
A guy walks into a bar.
Guy: “Hey, barkeeper, give me a beer.”
Barkeeper: “Tell you what, if you can make that horse out there laugh, I will give you a free beer and $500.”
So the guy walks outside and whispers to the horse. The horse laughs. The guy walks back in.
Guy: “Where’s my $500 and free beer?”
Barkeeper: “Alright, double or nothing says you can’t make that horse cry.”
The guy walks outside again. The barkeep chuckles to himself as he’s cleaning a glass and misses what the guy does, but he hears the horse crying. The guy comes back in.
Guy: “Alright, where’s my $1000 and two free beers?”
Barkeeper: “What did you say to make the horse laugh?”
Guy : “I told him I have a bigger penis than him.”
Barkeeper: “What did you do to make him cry?”
Guy: “I showed him.”
Dick jokes FTW.
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